(Bear with me, it’s been a dry spell at work.)
…A lawyer, an award-winning visual designer, an author, an attorney, an actress (who may possibly have taken her clothes off at some point), a diet success story, an artist, a family history buff, a stay-at-home Mom’s club organizer, a book-club organizer, a gallery owner, an English professor, a certified public accountant, a high-school principal, a travel agent, a CRNA who volunteered in Cambodia, a bride, a trust beneficiary, an insurance agent, a photographer...
So who am I? Why wasn’t I among the “Suzanne Browns” on Google? Am I not good enough for Google? So I took a stab at describing myself in a Google synopsis, and here it is:
Mom of two, Wife of one, Daughter of two and Daughter-in-law of two more, Sister of five, Sister-in-law of eleven, Aunt of twenty-seven, Niece of twelve, Cousin of…I can’t count that high, Employee of one company, Teacher of Relief Society, Patient of several Doctors (including a very recently rich allergist) and one Dentist, Head of hair for 1 salon (also very recently rich), Customer of Kroger, Target, Meijer, and Kohl’s (but never Wal-Mart), holder of Livonia library card as well as Zoo, Museum, Compuware Wellness Center, and Family Video memberships, cooker, baker, candlestick maker (just kidding), cleaner, launderer, decorator, organizer, comedian, comforter, nurse, chauffeur, psychiatrist, teacher, student, lecturer (boy do I know how to do that), artist, diet success story (loser of 67 pounds and counting), college graduate, not a sports fan (sorry guys), relaxation enthusiast, runner, temple patron, child advocate, friend to many, helper of whomever I can, disciple of Christ, daughter of God.
After putting it that way, I guess I don’t feel too small for Google.
…A lawyer, an award-winning visual designer, an author, an attorney, an actress (who may possibly have taken her clothes off at some point), a diet success story, an artist, a family history buff, a stay-at-home Mom’s club organizer, a book-club organizer, a gallery owner, an English professor, a certified public accountant, a high-school principal, a travel agent, a CRNA who volunteered in Cambodia, a bride, a trust beneficiary, an insurance agent, a photographer...
So who am I? Why wasn’t I among the “Suzanne Browns” on Google? Am I not good enough for Google? So I took a stab at describing myself in a Google synopsis, and here it is:
Mom of two, Wife of one, Daughter of two and Daughter-in-law of two more, Sister of five, Sister-in-law of eleven, Aunt of twenty-seven, Niece of twelve, Cousin of…I can’t count that high, Employee of one company, Teacher of Relief Society, Patient of several Doctors (including a very recently rich allergist) and one Dentist, Head of hair for 1 salon (also very recently rich), Customer of Kroger, Target, Meijer, and Kohl’s (but never Wal-Mart), holder of Livonia library card as well as Zoo, Museum, Compuware Wellness Center, and Family Video memberships, cooker, baker, candlestick maker (just kidding), cleaner, launderer, decorator, organizer, comedian, comforter, nurse, chauffeur, psychiatrist, teacher, student, lecturer (boy do I know how to do that), artist, diet success story (loser of 67 pounds and counting), college graduate, not a sports fan (sorry guys), relaxation enthusiast, runner, temple patron, child advocate, friend to many, helper of whomever I can, disciple of Christ, daughter of God.
After putting it that way, I guess I don’t feel too small for Google.
(Avery and I in our Sunday "matchy-matchy" outfits for Church.)
4 comments:
Not to mention ... Returned Missionary, Girl Scout Camp Director, scrap-booking queen, Tidy Tillie housekeeper, and many more ! You're not too "small" for any awards. (written by your unbiased and completely honest Mother !)
WHEET-WHOO! Is that how you whistle when you're typing?! What a great post and a cute pic!
Yer so clever! :)
Okay, I want to try to google my name now...I love the picture of you and Avery. You've inpired me!
Amy
You forgot to mention "hottie."
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